Slobbery Kisses

Well, aside from being a father to the world’s sickest toddler, I also happen to be a father to the world’s most affectionate one. There is nothing more in the world that makes me happier than to have my eighteen month old son run rampidly across the room, and planting the wettest, most sloberry kiss on my lips!

I’ll take a page out of Jeff Foxworthy’s “you might be a redneck” book…….if you don’t care that you child kisses you, and schmears his goopy, boogery runny nose all over your face when he kisses you…..you just might be a parent.